you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
Randomize
