Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
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