now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
YOU HAVE PISSED AND FUCKED ON LITERALLY EVERYTHING IN MY HOUSE
Not everything, just a few things. And only a few times. The odds are really not all that bad when you break it down.
you’ve pissed every time you slept over. there’s no such thing as odds anymore. it’s guaranteed
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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