Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
Randomize
