is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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