used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
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