Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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