"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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