Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
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