Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
We have started to decorate penises.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
Randomize
