SEEEEXXX PLEASE
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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