Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
Randomize
