So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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