whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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