Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
this just has baby written all over it
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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