No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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