it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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