R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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