she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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