When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
Randomize
