We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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