i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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