Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
We got so high we made milksteak
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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