Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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