Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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