i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
this will be a night to untag.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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