Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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