i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
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