The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
Pro tip: When you spend the afternoon banging your boss, don’t meet your mother-in-law for dinner if you still smell like cum and watermelon flavored lube
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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