turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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