Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
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