I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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