another moral hangover. fuck.
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
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