Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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