i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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