So I went home with some chick last night... I'm not sue what's worse: not getting a nut at 5am, the condom breaking and not being replaced, feeling poo when I put my finger in her but, sleeping on a heroin mattress in her living room, her swine flu coughing fit at 7am or realizing she peed the matt at 10am. Actually it was probably the fact that she continuously told me she was the classiest girl in boulder.
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
Randomize
