he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
You made out with two different species that night
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
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