The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
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