You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
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