mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦ðŸ¼â€â™€ï¸
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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