Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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