Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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