Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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