Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
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