508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
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