Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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