you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
Randomize
