Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
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