Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
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