Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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