I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
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