WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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