this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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